Slot Machine Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
Here are some of our favorite slot machine quotations and quotes:
They (slot machines) sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated. - Frank Scoblete
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They are the new breed of slot machine-colorful, fancy, exciting, wonderful...and deadly. - Frank Scoblete
Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur. - Raymond Chandler (detective fiction writer)
My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: "It can't be done." - John Scarne
Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth -it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million. - Ted Turner
But like a gambler at a slot machine, hoping the next spin would change her life for the better, she closed in before she lost her nerve. Taking his hand, she pulled him toward her, near enough to feel his body against her. She looked up at him, tilting her head slightly as she leaned in. Mike, recognizing what was happening but still having trouble believing it, tilted his head and closed his eyes, their faces drawing near. (Nicholas Sparks)
Unattributed Slot Machine Quotes
In Atlantic City, N.J., elderly gamblers got flu shots Monday at
Bally's Park Place ballroom while slot machines jangled in the next
room. Nurses said the shot could cause soreness in their arms, but many
replied they would work it out by pulling the slot machine handle. (news
report)
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
A cold machine is no more likely to hit than a cold woman is likely to warm up.
With slots, always gamble with money you can stand to live without.
Quotes That Could Be about Slots
Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Look high, look low, and we see that gamblers actually form the majority of the world's inhabitants. - James Runciman (1893)
If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun. - Chico Marx
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. - Wilson Mizner
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner
Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump
I hope to break even this week. I need the money. (veteran gambler)
In the queer messes of human destiny the determining factor is luck. For every important place in life there are many men of fairly equal capacities. Among them luck decides who shall accomplish the great work, who shall be crowned with Laurel, and who shall fall back into silence and obscurity." - William E. Woodward
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. - Mark Twain
A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned. - Paul Newman (The Color of Money)
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. - VP Pappy
If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough. - VP Pappy
Most casino patrons’ view gambling as a mix of witchery, mysticism,
entertainment and dumb luck. Very few view it the deadly game that it
is. – VP Pappy
A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times. - VP Pappy
Gambling is not about how well you play the games, it's really about how Well you handle your money. - VP Pappy
Show me a wealthy gambler and I'll show you someone who has made his money from something other than gambling.- VP Pappy
The real things to know is that folks will stand to lose more than they will to win. That’s the most important percentage there is. I mean, if they lose, they’re willin’ to lose everything. If they win, they’re usually satisfied to win enough to pay for dinner and a show. The best gamblers know that. - Pug Pearson
Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. - William Shakespeare
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